i recognize and fully admit that i’m addicted to the internet but considering i could be addicted to drugs or alcohol or sex i think i did pretty good ok
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
no but just imagine security guards at concerts
- guard: oh here come the faggots
- guard: why are they so skinny
- guard: do not jump into the crowd i don't want to grab your crack
- guards: why are there 12 year old girls throwing bras on the stage
- guards: what am i doing with my life
hi someone give me $1000 to buy cute clothes thanks
i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out
this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0
there are people who think kit kats taste good
yeah they’re called smart people
